Spanking The Monkey
"In the ongoing struggle to bring together factioning nations,
RTC goes above and beyond to shine an ambassadorial light upon war-torn
vistas. They have given us all reason to pause, put away our squabbles,
and laugh at the contemporary state of cinema (albeit while we are
standing knee-deep in the blood of our firstborns.)"
Ezekial O'Malley, United Nations
"They make funny placemats."
Hazel, Waitress at the Albequeque, NM Waffle House
"I may have invented the cure for polio. but the person who invented
RTC, they are the true genius."
"And when RTC saw the breadth of its' domain, it wept for there
were no more worlds to conquer."
"Ub rubba slof dee-too da greatest ub dolldime."
"There is no God. Thank heaven for RTC."
Jean Paul Sartre
"What fascinates me most about RTC is the amount of free time that
these people must have. When do they eat? When do they sleep? When
do they get their medication refilled?"
"If I didn't love RTC so much, I'd put bullet holes in all of them
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance