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Sauce Tarte

1) RTC Contributer's Name?

Sauce Tarte, a.k.a. Das Boot

2) What is the first movie that you remember seeing?

I'm sure that I saw several movies before this but the most vivd memories I have are from 2001: A Space Odyssey. I was too young to understand it, (maybe we all are) but it scared the Jesus out of me.

3) If you were stuck on a desert island with one director, who whould you want it to be?

The director of Routing Ships to Desert Islands of Princess Cruises. (Do they have someone for that?) Him/her or Jean Luc Godard. I have a few bones to pick with him et je parle Francais.

4) What movie character do you most identify with?

Jackie Chan in Drunken Master II

5) Favorite food to sneak into the movies? (Drink also applicable, you lushes.)

Lemonheads, all the way!

6) Barry Levinson's production company is named after his hometown, Denzel Washington's production company is named after the street he grew up on. If you had a production company, what would it be named?

I've Got Your Fuckin' Productions

7) Best movie soundtrack ever?

How Short Is The Time For Love. Something about the swank sound of sixities porn makes me hot.

8) Favorite movie cliche?

The lone girl by the jukebox, dancing. Who is she and what does she want?

9) Last movie that made you cry?

Tea With Mussolini. It was my last eight bucks.

10) Slurpee, Icee, or Yoo-Hoo?

Bourbon Slushee

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