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Volume 1 Issue 9 - The Girls Are Not That Pretty But We Don't Care
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Disturbing Thought Of The Month

Re-watching The Sixth Sense to see what all the fuss was about made us ask this question-We know what Toni Collette looks like. We know what Haley Joel Osment looks like. So what kind of genetic freak did Toni Collette have sex with to create this kid? As usual, we're not short of suggestions, but proceed only if your stomach can bear the mental image of Toni Collette & French Stewart making dirty love using all six senses. My stomach can't and I wrote this stupid thing.

French Stewart

Charlie Chan

Melies Moon



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