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Remembering 1999: Our Last Year On Earth
Random Shots From The RTC Gallery
CRYSTAL BALL ADVICE FOR NEW BOND GIRL DENISE RICHARDS
Teri Hatcher's career resuscitation in Radio Shack commercials
PERFORMANCE THAT MADE US LONG FOR JENNIFER JASON LEIGH'S WARBLING
IN GEORGIA
Mary Elizabeth Mastroantonio's Cowboy Junkies-impression in LIMBO
COMEBACK OF THE YEAR
Leslie Ann Warren-The Limey, Twin Falls Idaho, Teaching Mrs. Tingle
OVERWORKED, YET NOT OVEREXPOSED
Sam Rockwell-THE GREEN MILE, GALAXY QUEST, A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
FANBOY SLAP IN THE FACE #1
Reese Weatherspoon and Ryan Phillippe get engaged.
FANBOY SLAP IN THE FACE #2
Reese Weatherspoon pregnant with Ryan Phillippe's chld.
MGM IN A NUTSHELL
A day after two students opened fire on their Littleton, Colorado,
high school, MGM announces it will pull from video stores copies
of The Basketball Diaries, in which a black trenchcoat-clad Leonardo
DiCaprio, playing poet-musician Jim Carroll, imagines himself gunning
down fellow students and teachers. However, MGM had to retract the
statement, learning that PolyGram Videos owns distribution rights
to the video.
I SMELL A RENNY HARLIN FEMALE ROBIN HOOD MOVIE...
Geena Davis tries out for the U.S. Olympic Archery team. She finishes
24th of 28th.
THE GOOD NEWS IS....
Martin Lawrence collapses after jogging to lose weight for an upcoming
role.
THE BAD NEWS IS...
The next week, Lawrence's BLUE STREAK opens at number one at the
box office, causing the rest of society to collapse.
DEAR, JESUS I OWE YOU ONE. YOUR PAL, RTC
In September, Helena Bonham Carter broke it off with the boresome
bard, Kenneth Branagh.
I WANNA PARTY WITH YOU, COWBOY
Austin resident/hedonist Matthew McConaughey is cited for disturbing
the peace. Officers arrive to find Mr. McConuaghey naked playing
bongos and smoking marijuana.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD DRIVE
Alan J. Pakula, Desmond Llewelyn, Ian Bannen (Waking Ned Devine)-R.I.P.
WORST USE OF MUSIC IN A TRAILER
The Iron Giant-"Rock You Like A Hurricane" Huh? (tie)
Supernova-More head-scratching than a Super Bowl halftime show.
BEST USE OF MUSIC IN A TRAILER
Fight Club-The Pixies "Where is my mind?"
LEAST AMOUNT OF ONSCREEN CHEMISTRY SHARED BY HUSBAND/WIFE
Tom Cruise/Nicole Kidman-EYES WIDE SHUT
Nicolas Cage/Patricia Arquette-BRINGING OUT THE DEAD
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