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Best Movies of this year by Fief
1. The Matrix
2. The Fight Club
3. American Beauty
4. (the first 2/3 of) The Talented Mr. Ripley
5. The Sixth Sense
6. Southpark: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
7. Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
8. A Hero for Daisy (directrix: Mary Mazzio, Esq.)
9. Blair Witch Project
10. Man on the Moon

Best Movies of the decade
(Only so that the Decade doesn't get jealous of its progeny, the year, or its progenitor, the century)
1. Babe: Pig in the City
2. Babe
3. Buns of Steel
4. Babe
5. The Usual Suspects
6. Schindler's List
7. La vita e' bella
8. LA Confidential
9. John Holmes: The Man, The Legend
10. Rushmore

Best Movies with possessive title
1. Schindler's List
2. Sophie's Choice
3. Prizzie's Honor
4. Bulldog Drummond's Secret Police (John Howard, 1939)

Best Movies with the word "Secret" in the title
(hushed voice: "The password is .... 'secret'.")
1. The Secret of my Success
2. The Secret Garden
3. The Secret History (only a book right now, but it's only a matter of time).
4. Top Secret
5. Bulldog Drummond's Secret Police (John Howard, 1939)
6. The Land Before Time 6: Secret of Saurus
7. Charlie's Ghost: The Secret of Coronado


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