Wasting Time On The Man's Dime
the unhealthy amount of time we spend in darkened movie theaters,
it goes without saying that we haven't exactly perfected our "moves"
on the ladies. In fact, our idea of a good opening line is "Who's
your favorite Power Puff Girl?" RTC goes the extra mile (again)
to help fill those awkward silences on dates when she wants to go
to the museum and you want to watch Ferris sing "Danke Schoen" just
ONE more time.
For people who think the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game is too
easy, try to stump the almighty Oracle. We could do this for hours.
Is that a dead kid in Three Men and a Baby? Was Fargo
based on a true story? These are the questions that keep us up at
night. Visit these folks and at long last, sleep.
Today, it is commonplace to overhear jackasses on cell phones say,"I
think we can get Gwyneth to read." Back in the '60's, the phrase
around Hammer Films was, " I think we can get Yutte Stensgaard to
bleed." A tribute.