Right Turn Clyde
Volume 1 Issue 5 - Picking The Pockets Of Literary Corpses

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The Right Turn Clyde Board Game

The call Hollywood a lot of things – Sodom & Gomorrah, The Beast With One Million Backs, Home Of The Shit Sandwich. To us, it's nothing more than a game. A game with more losers than the upper deck of a Bengals game. To show you just how tricky of a path must be traversed, RTC gives you the first board game to provide you with the chance to be the creme de la crap. Who knows? You too could find yourself at the top of the junk pile, glad-handing it with Golden Globe winners and getting your very own restraining order against Charlie Sheen. The rules are simple – make them up as you go along. All you have to do is select a game piece from the objects of equal size – an elephant, a bus, or Stephen Baldwin's ego and you're off. Remember what William Goldman said – nobody knows anything.


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