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The Walls Have Ears

Thanks to the anemic box office take by Detroit Rock City, we will be spared the following 70's / 80's rock movies which our recently paroled band of gossip spies assured us were all, at one time, greenlit by major studios. And MGM.

Rush Hour
A group of kids skip school, smoke weed, and steal a bobsled in a cross-country trip to hear Geddy Lee sing Tom Sawyer at a karaoke bar. Dave Foley stars as someone's dad.

The Jewel Of The Nile
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones (replacing Kathleen Turner) trailblaze their way through rainforests in search of the elusive Jewel, the Goddess of Bad Teeth & Poetry. Tony Shaloub replaces Danny Devito, who has better things to do with his time.

Roger And Me
Michael Moore's latest info-stalker venture. In his attempt to infiltrate the life of Roger Daltrey, Moore finds surprisingly few obstacles in his way and meets Daltrey at a 7-11 within five minutes of the start of the film. The rest of the running time is spent discussing domestic political policies and eating.

Breakfast At Tiffany's
Former bubblegum pop-star and Wallace Shawn star in this long-awaited sequel to My Dinner With Andre. Features heated debate between "thinking we're alone now" and man's struggle with a solitary existence. Shot on location at the IHOP in Reseda where Tiffany is currently the shift manager.

In The Mouth Of Madness
You don't want to know.


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