What The F#@!?
A Rundown of Things Even We Could Not Make Up
In an effort to gain exposure with third graders and adults with
similar educations, Ben Stiller embarrassed himself with a July
27th in-ring appearance at a professional wrestling event. He spoke
few words before being "surprise"-attacked, thrown into a turnbuckle,
and subjected to a "painful" array of wrestling torture moves, including
the dreaded figure-eight.
(Ben, we realize that bad publicity is better than no publicity,
but please understand that some integrity is better than no integrity.
Forget the WWF-you just made the W.T.F.)
George Lucas announced in July that the name of Raiders Of The
Lost Ark has officially been changed to Indiana Jones & The
Raiders Of The Lost Ark.
Though we can't disagree with the fact that it is one of the best
movies of the year, there is no logical explanation as to why the
Iron Giant was recently awarded with his own star on the Hollywood
Which of these movies has made over $200 million? *
A - Bean
B - Disclosure
C - Moonraker
John Travolta's The General's Daughter has made nearly 100
million dollars at the box office.
Congratulations to The Matrix for bringing in 329 million
dollars and finally surpassing that box office bellwether of success,
Crocodile Dundee with its 328 million dollar slice of the
*Answer: All of Them