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The Walls Have Ears

In the long-running tradition of Hollywood internet gossip sites, Right Turn Clyde would like to take this space to honor our loyal (non-paid) cadre of underground spies. Thanks to their hard and morally dubious efforts, you, dear reader, are privy to some of the hottest inside information BEFORE it hits the Hollywood mainstream press. This issue's dirt was reported by Sammy The Guy Who Drinks At My Bar And Thinks He's A Pirate. A special thank you to Sammy T.G.W.D.A.M.B.A.T.H.A.P. and our warmest wishes while he is in involuntary rehab.

  • Jeff Goldblum to play Renny Harlin in Carolco's The Renny Harlin Story.
  • Editors of Academy Awards obituary montage to make feature-length film of everyone whos ever died.
  • MGM greenlights The Psychic Friends Network: The Movie; Cyndi Lauper waits by phone.
  • I can have mustard for dinner.
    (Not really inside gossip. This was the last thing Sammy T.G.W.D.A.M.B.A.T.H.A.P. said before the hemorraghing began.)


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